Decaffinated

When someone gets their head cut off.

That dude ran into a clothesline and got his self decaffinated!

by Erik3pt October 14, 2005

ultimate decaffeination

When a trendy coffee boutique, usually less than a year old, is shuttered by corporate for either under-performing or being cannibalized by other trendy coffee boutiques of the same brand in the immediate area.

"I have to go to the Starbucks across the street now. My usual branch got the ultimate decaffeination."

by Ashley Meeks August 16, 2008