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damien maymdien

The somewhat-main character in the video "maybe i could eat blades of grass".
According to himself, he frequently gets asked the question, "why is everything so dumb and stupid?"
hi, i'm damien maymdien. I know what you're probably thinking, and I've heard it a hundred times.
by idontdontuseurbandictionary August 24, 2021
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Damien

Although he can be socially awkward, he's a very smart, yet understanding person. He tends to get a lot of backlash for being so closed in but he's trying his best. Although not always as fit as the others, he's an amazing protector, and someone you can open up to. If he seems cold and uncaring, he's really not, just putting on an act. Also, a decent class clown, low-key.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT anger Damien.
Girl 1: Wow, it seems you two are so happy, I shouldn't have judged him so harshly
Girl 2: He wouldn't blame you, he's a Damien after all.
by QuigglesMcGee May 14, 2018
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Damien Nagle

A famous bagel store owner in Madagascar.
Come on guys, let's go to Damien Nagle's Bagles!
by Samuel Tang May 2, 2009
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damien hirst

A rich creepy artist obssessed with putting dead shit in formaldehyde
Oh no Dear, please don't invite Damien Hirst round for tea
by 700questions September 29, 2009
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Damien

Lord Damien is our saviour of all death. With his meaty thighs he can destroy anything in his path. He is very meaty and strong and has a 20 inch cock bigger that frazer wallaces big black cock
Lord Damien is coming everyone bow
by Damien’s lover January 16, 2021
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Gay damien

A guy that has a gf just to hide how gay he really is. He only has time to dick ride his very close friends. A gay Damien has such a rare case of penile dis function that he needs five to seven doses of Viagra to get a hard on!
Man almost thought you were a gay damien.

Eww grodie what a gay damien!!!
by Bigger Taggot The Unkown April 23, 2019
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Damien Christopher Whitlock

The worst,most fiendish villian you will EVER meet. He will cheat on his non-existent wife.
Damien Christopher Whitlock just sat down at OUR spot. He needs to leave.
by Rinny rin rin January 26, 2023
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