When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.
Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...
by yoova October 7, 2006
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2. Worthless ass-hats that do nothing but eat chips, drink soda, and play spades.
3. One who pawns his work and resposibitlies on to another.
4. Has the intellegince of a dingleberry.
2. Worthless ass-hats that do nothing but eat chips, drink soda, and play spades.
3. One who pawns his work and resposibitlies on to another.
4. Has the intellegince of a dingleberry.
Hey, werent you supposed to perform open heart surgery this afternoon?
Ya, I had the intern do it for me.
Dude, your such a DCman.
Have you seen my baseball?
Damn, your house looks like shit. Didnt you hire a housekeeper?
Ya, turns out she was a damage controlman.
Ya, I had the intern do it for me.
Dude, your such a DCman.
Have you seen my baseball?
Damn, your house looks like shit. Didnt you hire a housekeeper?
Ya, turns out she was a damage controlman.
by spanky mcbignutz December 1, 2005
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