Daddy Shitpost

This legendary being is the pinnacle of shitposting that all people strive to be he is known by many names "The Duke of Death" "Daddy Shitpost" or simply "The Duke" however should you ever meet this legendary figure count your blessings that they do not open the gates of hell and release the floodgates of the shitpost

did you hear about daddy shitpost?
yeah i heard hes terrifying!

by intorec July 20, 2022

diddy shit

Relating to diddy and/or his allegations

Are you on that diddy shit?

by Nothingnesss November 20, 2024

Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy

If you walk on earth you die if you exist

Oh no I walked on earth. OH NO you are going to die by Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy ya know that rule? if you walk on earth you die if you exist? Yes. Oh no *Dies*

by ItsJustOnZi69 February 27, 2022

daddyshine

the aura that shines from a guy who's just become a father for the first time and found a new persona...

'Keep away from Justin's desk -- his eyes are full of daddyshine now he's a father, and you'll get no attention from him right now, on any other subject...'

by mikroth June 15, 2008

daddysitting

1. Watching your elderly father, because can't be left alone;
2. Sitting in the lap of a "Daddy."

I can't meetup right now, because I'm daddysitting while my mom is at the grocery store.
OR: Evan enjoyed being daddysat by Keisha, who teased him playfully.

by Bohemian Dork August 5, 2024

diddyshit

The homosexual things Austin does.

Austin is into that diddyshit.

by Not levi June 6, 2024