Double Play 

To play 2 people at the same time, while in a relationship with one of them.

“Anyone who commits a double play rarely ends well”

Double Play by MariRuff September 9, 2025

Sesame Street Double Play 

A baseball double play featuring the pitcher (1) throwing to the catcher (2) to get the runner coming home and save a run scored, then throwing to the first-baseman (3) to get the batter moving towards first base.

The Yankees got out of a potential Grand Slam situation with a Sesame Street Double Play to end the 6th inning against Arizona Diamondbacks.

Sesame Street Double Play by brockhoward May 2, 2019

bare-handed double play 

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?

While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.

bare-handed double play by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010

babe ruth double play 

A Babe Ruth double play is a when a woman inserts a BabyRuth candy bar into her Vagina then pushes it out while defecating on a man's chest.

Aunt Linda did a Babe Ruth double play at the family camping trip last August.

babe ruth double play by TastefullyBitter March 21, 2014

sacrifice double play 

Where there are runners at first and second and the batter grounds into a double play. The runner on first is forced out, as is the batter, but the runner on second moves over to third.

Hence, a sacrifice double play.

Also known as a San Francisco sacrifice.

With Schierholtz on first and Sandoval on second, Aubrey "Audrey" Huff hits a weak ground ball to second for a 4-6-3 double play.

Sandoval goes to third. A sacrifice double play. A San Francisco sacrifice.

sacrifice double play by Downvoting Victim October 22, 2011

Play the double bass

To do a fat lass from behind but standing up, whilst fiddling her nipples with one hand and strumming her clit with the other.

When space is at a premium or all the beds are taken at a party, then the best position will be to play the double bass.

Play the double bass by RobHog January 5, 2012

play doubles 

Playing doubles is a euphamism for having a foursome with another couple.

"Hey, that couple looks cute. Do you think they want to play doubles?"

play doubles by andydogs August 23, 2006