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dorkus malorkus 

it is the actual scientifical word for a "dork" often used in taxonomy. The dork, being a gangly animal, of average to abnormal hight, with very little weight, and stringy, of the dorkus genous. also referd to has a "lop"
the dork, or, dorkus malorkus, isn't rare to find in its natural habitat, since it has been hunted to near extinction.
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dorkus malorkus 

The scientific name for a whale's penis.
Wow, that dorkus malorkus is pretty big.
dorkus malorkus by gracie March 2, 2005

Dorkus Manorkus 

A dorkus manorkus is the worst of dorkus's. It is the last level of the dorkus name calling. Dork, Dorkus, Dorkus manork, Dorkus manorkus is the order from best to worst. To be called a dorkus manorkus is very embaressing and shameful. Compared to being called a buttnugget, this is far worse. If one should come in contact with a dorkus manorkus, they should immediately disinfect their whole body.
For an example of a dorkus manorkus see Julia
Dorkus Manorkus by The Z-man July 20, 2008

DORKUS MACORKUS 

A member of the human species who constantly act like dorks.
Dude 1: People think I'm cool cause I'm so funny.
Dude 2: No they don't you dorkus macorkus
DORKUS MACORKUS by Dan Straight September 19, 2016

dorkusmalorkus 

A student/former student of Thomas Jefferson High for Science and Technology. Sexy!
Sally Henrehan is a huge dorkusmalorkus - that is how she gets all the boys.
dorkusmalorkus by sallyisag February 21, 2009