by rated by 5 out of 5 dogs March 22, 2019
Get the i don't catch mug.What you tell your son or daughter before you know they are going to get a high on marijuana. Something you tell you boyfriend/girlfriend before you know they are going to smoke a blunt. Something you tell your friend before he hooks up with rando at the bar.
Hey johnny, don't go catchin herpes now.
Hey bri, be home by twelve, and don't go catchin herpes.
I know your cheating on me, but I still love you, but don't go catchin herpes.
Hey bri, be home by twelve, and don't go catchin herpes.
I know your cheating on me, but I still love you, but don't go catchin herpes.
by SsTtUu00 June 20, 2011
Get the Don't go catchin herpes mug.the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!
Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.
by Kittyferns June 2, 2023
Get the don't fuck with cats mug.A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.
A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."
by don't kys u're hot December 18, 2021
Get the Don't f**k with cats mug.Cats Don't Dance is a freaking awesome movie about the people of Hollywood's treatment of animals. Danny, a life-loving talented cat travels to Hollywood to become a star, but is put in the background as animals can not have substantial parts, and can only make noises, and most importantly; cats don't dance.
The movie is largely overlooked by the mainstream, and killed Warner Bros. Films with the lack of box office sucks, but remains an underground classic for people who can swallow their pride and enjoy a movie with suave style, a great point and awesome music.
The movie is largely overlooked by the mainstream, and killed Warner Bros. Films with the lack of box office sucks, but remains an underground classic for people who can swallow their pride and enjoy a movie with suave style, a great point and awesome music.
<guy> That's quite a nice DVD collection you have...but where's Cats Don't Dance??
<other guy with DVD collection> What's that?
<guy> *points at article*
<other guy> Holy ultima, that sounds awesome. I'll buy it on eBay this minute!
<other guy with DVD collection> What's that?
<guy> *points at article*
<other guy> Holy ultima, that sounds awesome. I'll buy it on eBay this minute!
by Benjamin St. Skambankt May 27, 2007
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