amro dick size

he has 0.1 inches maximum never more never less dick size he is also very very ugly usually also i dont know what to say im running out of words

amro dick size must be small

by bgkhffdjgkyfdgj March 15, 2022

percy dick size

Percy dick size means to have a good sized penis and thus having percy dick size.

"yo dude, I wander if Aly has a problem with his dick dude?"
"Naw man, he just got percy dick size"

by StanleySimple November 7, 2007

Matt’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Matt” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Matt over there! Matt’s dick size is 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

The House Rule of Dick Sizes

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart

Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you

by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014

kaeya's dick size

microscopic, miniscule, atomic

wow hes so small!

he's kaeya's dick size

by Playerunkown97 June 19, 2022

jeff-size dick

codename for asian dick

Jeff tried to jerk off his dick but he cant because he has a jeff-size dick

by Erika's a jew October 18, 2013

Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022