Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.
Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.
by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019
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A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
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A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
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A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
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