Graphic designer

A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.

I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

designer whore

a person who only cares for/wears designer labels

man walks by in head-to-toe Gucci, brand name clearly visible
Person one - "What a designer whore."
Person two - "Totally."

by samurai_earl April 9, 2008

designer drug

"A drug with properties and effects similar to a known hallucinogen or narcotic but having a slightly altered chemical structure, especially such a drug created in order to evade restrictions against illegal substances."
(Answers.com)
A synthetic chemical (Often produced by a high-tech lab) the purpose of which is to produce a reliable state of intoxication (As opposed to plant-based inebrients, whos effects may vary greatly from one individual to another)

Ecstacy (MDMA), BZ (A "superhallucinogen" concocted by the CIA), CC3P, Methamphetamine, MPPP.

by je'kir September 3, 2005

Graphic Designer

noun: An under-paid, under-employed, and under-appreciated creative professional known for their keen sense of "what looks right visually". A very opinionated and possibly unemployed person.

My boyfriend said your website sucks. He's a Graphic Designer.

You used 'Helvetica' on your business card? As a Graphic Designer, I must say that your choice is very sterile and cliché. You probably won't get any business.

by 77jim April 8, 2011

Fashion Designer

The lord of clothes, the creator of all your ass wears this very moment!

James: Hey so what do you do for a living?
Sho-Joe: I'm a fashion designer...
James: So can you fix this hole I have in my socks?
Shoe-Joe: Get away you freak!!! I don't use needles and thread, ew!!!

by Oh Gordon March 2, 2009

Designer Activism

Supporting a particular cause, not because one really cares but because it's hip, cool, or chic.

roughly 50%-75% of non Africans who want to "Save Africa" are engaging in Designer Activism

by Waynebruh July 7, 2008

designer

chic, sophisticate, luxury, classy, elegant, beautiful, name brand, rich, suave, enriched, quality, high end, expensive.

I am wearing a designer hand bag. It looks so expensive.

by GalleriaofArtCOM March 20, 2014