dasani

term used to describe goofy imbeciles who are friends with blonde people

they're friends with a blonde named skylarker? oh, they must be a dasani

by Ayuzima June 06, 2022

dasani

its clearly a city in nabraska. discovered by the british gnomes of south dakota.

jill:what does dasani mean? chris:its a city you fool!

by dr.popple-opelous November 15, 2007

dasani

ass, the best part of a woman

Damn, that chicks got a huge dasani.

by Dale P. Johnson August 22, 2007

Dasani

Dasani is a handsome guy and has a cute smile everytime you see Dasani you will blush he is very strong he is a competitive wrestling guy he is very funny in every way he is a good decent guy to date if you ever lose a Dasani you are fucking dumb or maybe he's g@y?!?

Wow Janiyah and Dasani are a good couple

Dasani is coming i love him.

by Thehonestmonoto January 24, 2019

Dasani

Dasani is the best puerified water EVA its enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste
Dasani is filtered for purity, using state of the art treatment by reverse osmosis and enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste. Dasani-pure, essential

DASANI IS BANGIN, IT COMES IN A BLUE BOTTLE FO'SHIZZLE YO, ITS FLUCKIN OFF THE HEEZY
Betta than that aberfoyle cripnit and just a tiny bit betta than aquafina

by Flucker November 27, 2003

punani dasani

a pussy so wet, it's like a bottle of dasani.

Fred: yoo i met this really hot girl at the club and she let me hit it!
Mike: oh sick dude, how was the pussy?
Fred: my guy, that punani dasani!
Mike: OHHH SHIT!

by TheRealJakePauler September 07, 2020

punani dasani

A euphemism for WAP.

My head game is fire, punani dasani
Its goin in dry and its comin out soggy

by AbusiveTortoise September 07, 2020