curded

A really bad shit.
A number 5.

You curded all over my bathroom !?

by Samm Moneyz January 9, 2008

Curding

Social, recreational cottage cheese consumption.

Can be eaten, injected (which can result in a chronic case of lumpy arm), smoked, and inserted anally.

Reportedly contributed to the death of Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Jimi Hendrix.
Also known as riding the chunky white horse.

My brother and his friends got caught curding under the bleachers at a football game.

Please, talk to your children about curding.

by Grubbington DBGL December 24, 2011

curd

an individual that is more boring than bean curd

I almost fell asleep in class today, because the teacher is such a curd.

by Charles Gibson January 18, 2003

Hood Curd

Surplus gluey rod porridge.

'The veteran urologist went home and slaughtered his entire family after one too many days of trowelling rotting hood curd from clogged knob holes. Before turning the gun on himself'

by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

cheese curd it

one of the amazing ways you can get your fried chicken at KFC

"I think I'm gonna get my chicken double deep fried."
"Really? CHEESE CURD IT BITCH!"

by anonymous95692384 January 3, 2010

Cum Curd

Cheese curds made of cum

Man, those where some good cum curds

by Madchrisy April 2, 2020

Nut Curd

A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.

He coated my face with nut curd.

I blew my nut curd all over her tits.

I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017