cuebone

When a man has a rock hard boner, and the woman uses it to soundly smack his testicles, or her breasts.

Dang, Bronze had the best Cuebone technique ever!

by LegionN7 February 1, 2013

Closet Cuckold

A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.

Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.

by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015

Cloud Cuckoo Land

Living in ones own dream world, where everything is perfect...

He's living in Cloud Cuckoo Land

by LaylaRose March 18, 2010

commander cuckoo bananas

Homer Simpson's nickname for *, AWOL George, Shrub, Miserable Failure, Cimpy McCokespoon, Dumbya, etc. (George W Bush)

Marge: Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don’t love your choices. (sigh) Now we have to find another school for you.

Homer: Yeah, and if you get kicked out of that one you’re going straight in the army where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.

by FarceOfNature2005 May 19, 2005

cuckolding

When a man watches his wife or girlfriend have sex with another man.

Ted got really turned on when thinking about his wife cuckolding with another man.

by Raratan April 21, 2016

cuckoo's nest

a mental hospital, an insane asylum

I felt like I was visiting him at the cuckoo's nest.

by The Return of Light Joker March 20, 2012

cueto

One bad ass mother fucker who leads by his actions

The guy that would beat the shit out of Chuck Norris.

Bob:" you are not a cueto, man."

by bigman135 loves pussy February 28, 2013