crusty blood muffin

When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.

Mahyn, I just got the worst crusty blood muffin.

by Jamoocaba February 4, 2010

muff crust

The stuff on an STD riddled vagina. Usually with dry inflammation stuck to it, warts, bumps, the works...

I was gonna fuck that ho for 10 bucks, but her panties were covered in DRY muff crust. She prolly had Clap or someting.

by malimal May 24, 2007

Crust muffin

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

crust muffin

when emma chamberlian's makeup is looking crusty and not blended at the end of the day

i look like a crust muffin

by krystal :) June 8, 2018

crust muffin

when your face is looking extra crusty

holy shit im such a crust muffin today

by cwillrockyou March 12, 2018

crustmuffin

A person who is crusty, or says/does something crusty.

He's such a crustmuffin!

by Nora29 May 9, 2008

muffin crust

The fat that overflows out of the sides of a female's lowrising pants (kind of looks like the crust of a muffin). She shouldnt be wearing them if she has muffin crust.

dude. that girl shouldn't wear a bikini. check out that muffin crust

by ndn September 4, 2005