crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

Cock Crematorium

When you put hot hand or something similar on your cold dick

It was so cold I had to use the cock crematorium to warm up my freezing cold dick

by HughMongusCo February 18, 2022