crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa
"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"
by keifer May 08, 2008
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crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks
"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"
by A2thlex November 07, 2007
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