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crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.
Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.
by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024
mugGet the crank the hogmug.

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