Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?
Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub
Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub
Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
by mogacco505 June 16, 2019
Get the Don't do Ket in a Crackhousemug. Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?
Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub
Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub
Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
by mogacco505 June 16, 2019
Get the Don't do Ket in a Crackhousemug. looks like a crackhouse
by baccycones May 27, 2019
Get the crackhousemug. A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.
Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022
Get the Crackhouse Carsonmug. Located in lovely Waverly Sq there lies the most methed out crackhouse an affluent suburb could reasonably conjure up.
For approximately a decade, a revolving door of drug-addicted, degenerate tenants have terrorized the area. It’s been unbelievable to watch as crackhead after crackhead cycles through the god forsaken hellscape of a home. There was one brief break when the landlord housed about 10 Guatemalan illegals. It’s clear that the landlord is intent on setting some sort of record for the most degenerate tenants in a row. Frankly, it’s impressive.
Maybe the house is cursed, or maybe the landlord is in love with section 8 peeps.
For approximately a decade, a revolving door of drug-addicted, degenerate tenants have terrorized the area. It’s been unbelievable to watch as crackhead after crackhead cycles through the god forsaken hellscape of a home. There was one brief break when the landlord housed about 10 Guatemalan illegals. It’s clear that the landlord is intent on setting some sort of record for the most degenerate tenants in a row. Frankly, it’s impressive.
Maybe the house is cursed, or maybe the landlord is in love with section 8 peeps.
by The Sleaze March 2, 2025
Get the Belmont Crackhousemug.