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agent coulson

A person who has been stabbed by a God and has returned from the Dead in an unclear manner.
Bill: Dude did you hear what happened to Jim? He got stabbed by a God! But its cool he's back now.
Jon: Sound like a real Agent Coulson
by Zubin Sedghi November 5, 2015
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christian coulson

The hunky actor most known for playing Tom Riddle in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Has also been in Horashio Hornblower and Little Britain.
Girl: Woah, that Christian Coulson is one mental orgasm!
Guy: Yeah, I'd go gay for him.
by greenhoney92 March 18, 2008
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Doing a Coulson

When one leaves a formal debate to vomit outside. This is usually after a big night out. After the sneaky vom, the person will generally return to present their case.
"Dude, why did Josh leave the debate?"

"Haha, he's out there 'Doing a Coulson'".
by SneakyVom December 15, 2011
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james coulson

A huge troglodyte who has connections with the Roblox mafia.He also has multiple rage sessions were all he talks about is building sheds and being a simp for James Charles.Also his dog has a weird head like a squished olive
That guy was such a troglodyte.
Nah he was more of a James coulson
by Kimbo mumbo August 3, 2020
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pull a Coulson

Alternatively, 'pull a Phil Coulson' or 'pull an Agent Coulson'. Used to describe any instance where a fandom brings a favorite character back to life through the power of sheer denial. The term originated with the Avengers fandom, where the strength of the fandom's ubiquitous rejection of Agent Coulson's death was enough to resurrect him for the new show 'Agents of SHIELD'.
Fan 1: Hey, look! They're bringing (fan favorite but unfortunately deceased character) back!
Fan 2: Yeah, I guess the fandom denied their death so hard we pulled a Coulson!

or

Fan 1: Oh my god, I can't believe they killed off (fan favorite but recently deceased character)!
Fan 2: Don't worry - if we all ignore their death hard enough, maybe we can pull a Coulson and bring them back!
by cthulhu-with-a-fez October 21, 2013
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pull a coulson

To plan a road trip, get all of your friends to commit to it, and then to sucker one of them into driving so that you can drink the whole time. Often the suckering is accomplished by lying and saying you always drive everyone everywhere, or repeatedly talking about that one time you drove that really long way a super long time ago, that no one else remembers.
Dude, just pull a coulson and make John drive us so we can keep buzzing.

That drunk tried to pull a coulson but I made him drive.
by J.rone August 28, 2008
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Emily coulson

She’s my cute girlfriend
by Tommy194738 August 3, 2021
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