Cotton Mouth

a penis that belongs to someone who will accuse anyone who comes within three feet of him of being after it, and is very protective/proud of it.

Jones: Yo Brian you tyina grab my fat junk?!

Brian: no yo, I just dropped my lighter.

Jones: that's it me and my fat junk aint bouncin around this gay town no more.

Jeff: That's ok Jones nobody wants your dayum Cotton Mouth around here.

by homeskill November 26, 2010

Cotton Mouth

When a woman is sucking your cock blow your load in her mouth then immediatley after piss in her mouth while she is still swallowing your first load!

This bitch was sucking my dick and I Cotton Mouthed her...She wont suck my dick anymore

by Mr.Cotton August 19, 2009

Cotton Mouth

An excessive amount of sheep jizz in the mouth

Jenny sucked on billys the lambs Knob. He came and now Jenny has a cotton mouth.

by Delilah58967 December 14, 2021

Cotton Mouth Killer

Soda with Lots of bubbles. Prefably Pepsi in a can and very cold. this works great! seriously, try it.

(the bubbles seem to make it go away)

im gonna get some Cotton Mouth Killer from the fridge, want any?

by Vincenzo December 3, 2003

cotton mouth coffee beans

When you smoke with a chocolate flavored blunt wrap and have nothing to drink.

Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt...
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.

by blaze1234567890987654321 October 11, 2008

Cotton Mouth Killer

Cotton Mouth Killer, or CMK, is an energy drink from Norway. It has blueberry and guava flavour, and is specifically designed to kill your cotton mouth. When your thirst is dire - an ice cold can of Cotton Mouth Killer extinguishes it like an ocean hitting a fire.

Thirsty guy: "Dude. My mouth is so dry. I would pay such large amounts of money for a delicious bevarage right now."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."

by Javisst June 2, 2017

Deep South Cotton Mouth

Refers to an extreme thirst brought about while high on marijuana.

Symptoms include: Extremely dry mouth, Excessive thirst, and a motivation to drink everything in sight.

Also referred to as simply, deep south

James Bonfire had Deep South Cotton Mouth last night and drank 5 water bottles in an hour

by James Bonfire June 24, 2011