coprolites

Old crap that was farted out 61 million years ago but smells worse than it did back then.

Scientist 1: Okay, I'm gonna cut up this coprolite and check out this animals diet.
Scientist 2: Whoooweee! That smells like your grandma's cunt!

by Erin Wakey Balowey December 04, 2003

Coprolite

Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi is a fossilized piece of shit. Therefore she is the very definition of coprolite.

by ULTRAMAGA September 03, 2022