Confucianass

When your parents say some stupidass "Famous Chinese Quote" to make you do shit or to prove their point. Originates from the reference Confucius who was a chinese philosopher that our asian parents seem to worship as the great fatass buddha.

Michael: Hey mom, I got a 94 on my math test!
ChunChick YuNao: WHAT? Where de fuck are the other 6 points?!??
Michael: Umm... it's still an A mom. Chill.
ChunChick YuNao: HA? Well if one fish say to the tree, climb the mountain, does the water jump too?
Michael: ....the fuck....
ChunChick YuNao: When the sun cast shadow on Great Wall of China, the roly polys hide
Michael: Mom stop talking Confucianass
ChunChick YuNao: Well, If the black man says that 9 + 10 =21, do you berieve him?
Michael: Thats simple math mom...
ChunChick YuNao: You Stupid! No wonder you get 94 on math test you stupid son
Michael: ....fuck this. My family is so dam Chinknese

by butsecks January 26, 2015

Confusionism

When an attorney lies and twists facts, engages in gaslighting at every hearing, throws a bunch of manure on the case hoping it will stick into a nice, smelly ball of turd with the purpose of confusing a judge. The result of Confusionism is a high-conflict case where one of the parties becomes homeless and the party who went to jail for abuse keeps their freedom, money, and children for the time-being. Usually overturned on appeal in the Supreme Court.

John Kelleher practices Confusionism!

by bucketidontquitnow September 4, 2024