fierce competitor

Somebody who comes in first AND third in a circle-jerk.

Louie is a fierce competitor! Made me ashamed.

by Scrivener July 5, 2006

Competitious

Socially envious and competitive, seeking to get ahead of one's friends. Whereas "competitive" has a broad range of application, including athletics and business, "competitious" refers exclusively to social jockeying.

"How come she's so competitious? She's not even a viable competitor for him."

by Khizzar May 15, 2008

computitor

a nerd who competes with other nerds to be the most computer-savvy

Person 1: Why is he Googling Microsoft Excel shortcuts? We rarely use that program.

Person 2: Cause there are so many computitors in this class.

by bethbethb November 3, 2011