Colonizer

A person who is into ass play.

you are always talking about getting into ass. You’re such a colonizer

by Casecracker May 9, 2018

Colonizer

The act of a man of typically Caucasian decent ejaculating onto a person of colour's face. Marking the person who has been ejaculated on to property of the ejaculator. A re-enactment of the imperialistic actions of empires and nations of the past.

John: Hey dude, whats that on your face?
Jacob: Oh this? Bryce just used The Colonizer on me earlier.

by raimen May 21, 2019

Colonizer

refers to the white people who historically took other people's land and beat, raped, murdered, and enslaved people.

black guy: man fuck you and yo ancestors for what they did to my people
white person(colonizer): well if anything be glad that we brought modern technology and civilizing upon those places

by bitchboynjgger August 20, 2022

Colonizer

A name your friends call you for a reason you have no idea

Shut up Colonizer

by itsmebillybob May 7, 2018

Colonizer

Any caucasian/white male or female within an interracial relationship. Colonizers typically date/marry younger partners that come from poverty or poorer parts of the world for the sole purpose of pleasure and/or satisfaction. Colonizers are typically older than their partners.

Big ED from TLC's '90 Day Fiance' is a colonizer.

by unrequitedman March 24, 2021

colon

An intestinal waterslide. Fluid and solids go in, fluid is absorbed and solids are passed out the rectum.

My colon is on fire after eating Taco Bell.

by percussiondrummer July 21, 2015

colon colon

Possibly the worst Spanish teacher ever, a period with colon colon comprises of: watchign her butt waddle, every once in a while screaming "guys!", handing out twenty different packets and calling it teaching, and teaching Spanish I to a Spanish II class

Hey colon colon, if you ever read this feel free to go to hell

by me jamo November 15, 2004