Joey loves playing cokemon. His exgirlfriend thought he just had an addiction to the Pokémon go game but when she found out from others that he actually called it cokemon, she realized she was dating a no good loser and cut him off.
by Ihgorsure June 9, 2018
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"Sorry, can't do anything today. After the 8-ball and rolls last night I'm spending the day in my cokecoon."
by TooMuchTooFastTooSoon January 8, 2012
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Get the cokeontits mug.My ex, her best friend, the guy from downstairs, and his friend the Vietnamese lady in a Costco uniform, all just threw in on an eight ball. We make an unlikely Cokehort.
by Icantfeelmyface November 24, 2015
Get the Cokehort mug.The poop one must ultimately take when using cocaine or other stimulants. It's never convenient and the timing is always much more hurried than you'd prefer.
Young cokepoop, blowing out his poop chute, while he doing bumps of blow in the strip club stall.
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by michaelj007 September 19, 2016
Get the cokepoop mug.Chris Farley was such a cokemonkey.
by Ames Hill November 16, 2007
Get the cokemonkey mug.When you huff a massive rail and all of a sudden you need to unleash a massive brown boa into the porcelain dihydrogen monoxide pool.
Damn this shit must have only passed through 2 or 3 assholes before it made it to my sinuses just now. I think I gotta go cokepoop. Where's the shitcan at?
by cynical30 September 18, 2016
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