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Cinderblock!

Person One: Cinderblock!
Person Two: Cinderblock!
by joceyy__ October 29, 2023
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Cinderblock

A block made of concrete with holes and the most powerful object to exist. Can somehow solve any problem you could have. Can be used to destroy the universe or just open a can of tuna. You should always carry one with you. A brick is not the same as a cinderblock as it is not nearly as powerful.
Person one: Oh no, all of our food has been stolen but these cans of tuna! And we have no can opener!
Person two: Not to worry, behold cinderblock!
by Potatoes are good12345 May 18, 2024
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Cinderblock Tow Strap

When you drop a cinderblock straight on your Shrimp and when the cinderblock is still resting upon your shrimp, you must try and pull the shrimp out with force creating and tugging and scratching sound. This is mainly used as a form of torture.
Don't make me cinderblock tow strap you right in the mouth.
by Jmaiee June 18, 2015
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cinderblock garden

A girl whose "garden" (vagina) is "blocked of" from the world, therefore has no sex.
I really wanna break down the walls of her cinderblock garden.
by Carmen_rocks December 26, 2015
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CinderBlock male

A male who likes fat cheese filled dicks in their mouth
"Hey i'm a cinderblock male 😎"

"Meet me in the back..."
by Stinkyballz69 September 25, 2021
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A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?

Phil: You know it!
by bloodi x wolf December 16, 2010
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Cinder Block Shuffle

Often the the first date of two rednecks, when you knock on the door of the girl in the trailer next to yours but the only baby sitter she has is the TV so you take her out the the rusty car on cinder blocks in front of your trailer that you swear some day will be running again and rail her hard enough to knock the car off its cinder blocks.
Tina couldn't get a baby sitter so we went for the Cinder Block Shuffle instead.
by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010
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