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Chris wood depression

the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you
Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(

Chris Woods 

a famous porn star from the late 50's. the first person to be caught on film giving multiple women an orgasm at the same time.
man i got these two fine hotties and i pulled a chris woods last night!
Chris Woods by Sargonis October 8, 2008

Chris Woods 

Chris Woods is Breanna’s daddy hes the best boyfriend ever he’s got a BIGGGG dick abs and amazingggg eyesssss I love him sm
I be screaming daddy I love youuuu Chris Woods is a whole ass snack
Chris Woods by @tusbdy2134739 October 10, 2018

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother 

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother 

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother
Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

chriswoodsexual 

Been attracted to the hottest man alive, know as Chris wood. Many chriswoodsexuals would pay to let him run them over.
Hey what’s you sexuality.

Chriswoodsexual
chriswoodsexual by Chriswood January 1, 2021