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Chocolate Hostage

Can be otherwise defined as :-

- Touching Cloth

- Mr. Turtle's head popping out of the
back door

- Really needing a poo poo
"I released my hostage before the deadline. It's now coming out of the top of my jeans".

"I've gotta go, i've got a chocolate hostage"
by Northerner April 26, 2004
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chocolate hostage

a fecally infused fart.
wow! that one was obviously a chocolate hostage. where's the newspaper?
by j. reichart July 12, 2006
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Chocolate Hostage

by Raz April 11, 2003
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Free the Chocolate Hostage

To Have a Shit
I'll be back in half an hour, i'm just gonna free the chocolate hostage
by chutneyferret January 21, 2004
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Releasing the chocolate hostages

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.
Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.
by muff man October 2, 2003
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release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.
Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.
by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006
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