Childe is a curse. He will curse you. Childe is rapidly approaching your location. Do not try to stop him. He will only grow stronger. Childe is coming. There's 3 stages of grief: 1. Sphere. 2. Boobs. 3. Emo. No clue how to stop this curse, so like um goodluck. Also if you know any Michael and you have the Childe curse... run.
"Oh no! I've been seeing a lot of cursed stuff recently."
"Its the childe curse."
"The what?"
Mike (dumbass): I neva Dun nuffen so shut up
Charles (A* student in English): Mike, your grammar is quite simply appalling, compared to me you are but a Childe.