bell cheese

Dirty, stinking piss, dirt and semen that collects around your bell end. Smells like out of date cheese. Commonly found on scummy chav twats and pikeys(probably).

chav 1: woah man wats dat smell, init?
chav 2: chill blud dats my bell cheese init
chav 1: woah man i got da munchies, give me saves
chav 3: give me last tokes man init

by SEAy June 27, 2007

bell cheese remover

a sweaty bald guy with a chisle come's round your house and i'll leave the rest to your imaganation

oh dean you need a pro bell cheese remover it stinks

by bob September 4, 2004

Cheesy bellend

Cheese like substance situated in the foreskin area of an unwashed dick. Smells like rotten cheese, looks like rotten cheese... a Cheesy Bellend

WW's bellend is damn cheesy

by dikke piele November 28, 2004

SUCK MAH CHEESE CAKES BELLYFLOP WHOOP WHOOP

A Basic Summary of all Modern Rap Music On The Radio. It originated from bored white people who listened to punk rock who wished to express their distaste for the retarded music on the radio. The Tern “SUCK MAH CHEESE CAKES BELLYFLOP WHOOP WHOOP” is basicly a mockery of the popular music today.

DA NEWEST SINGLE BY GANGSTA GRILLZ
ISS CALLED “SUCK MAH CHEESE CAKES BELLYFLOP WHOOP WHOOP”

by Bear Hunter May 13, 2009

Bellybutton Cheese

The gook of nastyiness formed from dead skin, sweat, dirt, and lint that collect inside an inny bellybutton. The amount of cheese is considerably worse for a fat person with an inny bellybutton.

I cleaned my bellybutton cheese out of my bellybutton in front of my friend and he gagged from the stench and color disfiguration of the cheese.

by tyrone coonwell January 1, 2012