Chaim Witz

The original name for the famous bass player, Gene Simmons, back when he was going to become a Rabbi.

Idiot with too much time on his hands:

DUDE!!!!!!!! Did you know that Gene Simmons' real name was "Chaim Witz?"

Guy who's annoyed by this random idiot:

NO!!!!! OMGWTF!!!! YOU'VE GOT TO GO TELL OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THIS COMPLETELY RANDOM FACT!!!!!!

by deadcowofdoom March 09, 2005

Shneur Chaim

An absolute idiot who knows nothing

i hate you you shneur chaim

by [e-mail] September 11, 2017

Atz' Chaim Girl

i. A fun, smart, gorgeous, and talented jewish girl from 8th to 12th grade who has a ton of fun going to Atz' Chaim events.
ii. A girl who is a member of Atz' Chaim BBG (a chapter in the International Order of the B'nai B'rith Youth Organization).

Boy 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Girl 1: Not much, just going to the JCC to hang out with my girls.
Boy 2: Damn... Now that's an Atz' Chaim Girl...

by Mel the Ladybug June 06, 2009

Mesivta Chofetz Chaim

A school that you can make a meme out of any of the Teachers.

Someone:Yo Jane did you see this new Mesivta Chofetz Chaim¿
Jane: ya, it’s so weird...

by Haugsjehisgusgsigdkhelen March 24, 2021

Chaim

Sexiest man alive!! Loves Tzvi!!!

Hey Chaim

by Sexy8101 November 24, 2021

or chaim

A school full of boys who think they are too good for Ulpana girls. These boys (or nongendered man whores) think they are good enough to get into chat parties, and the yeshiva league.

Build your character: short af or short af, bald af or hairy af, shirtless af or no style at all, douchey or gay, skinny af or fat af, micropenis or trans

every straight girl on earth: omg i want a bf so bad

literally no one ever: what about the or chaim boys?

every straight girl on earth: are you crazy!?!? ew I want a chat boy

by stra!ght g!rl November 23, 2021

chaim walder

a chaim walder is a term for a rabbi/priest/therapist

you just got chaim waldered

by bnyrfn March 03, 2022