ceiling fan

A man is having sex with a woman on a bed and the woman is on top when the man gives an especially hard thrust, sending the woman's head into the ceiling fan. After this, the woman is sent reeling in pain, at which time the man ejaculates into the woman's bleeding scalp.
I ceiling fanned that bitch last night, now I have blood stains on my wall.
by flompydonkydick August 21, 2007
mugGet the ceiling fanmug.

the ceiling fan

When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.
guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!
by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011
mugGet the the ceiling fanmug.

ceiling fan

A machine on the ceiling used to move air or heat down to where the person is standing. It can also help cut energy costs by 40% in the winter and 10% in the summer.
I want to cut my energy costs by buying a ceiling fan.
by Private May 13, 2005
mugGet the ceiling fanmug.

ceiling fan

a ceiling fan is someone who whirls around and speaks fast but is highly annoying because they never shut up
dude, your girlfriend is such a ceiling fan
by unlucky charms July 4, 2020
mugGet the ceiling fanmug.

ceiling fan

a girl 7/31.

Origin: The string.
not tonight dear, I am a ceiling fan.
by Anonymous October 7, 2003
mugGet the ceiling fanmug.

ceiling fans

1) Wheels for a car that spin, a.k.a SPINNERS
DAmn, he rollin' with ceiling fans.
by Zooech December 30, 2005
mugGet the ceiling fansmug.

Ceiling-Fan Throbber

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.
Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!
by Blegh the big Dicker January 15, 2016
mugGet the Ceiling-Fan Throbbermug.

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