"Hey yo, who's that one cat over there talking to those females."
Or
"Yea he's a young cat and he's new to the game."
Or
"Yea he's a young cat and he's new to the game."
by realboujee May 17, 2023
A furry, small animal that is usually kept as a housepet. Women tend to be more fond of it than men, and they love the traits cats have but hate it in their spouses/partners.
Things a Cat Does That Women Adore but Hate in Men:
1. They don't come when you call.
2. They can be very independent.
3. They can be out all night.
4. They always think they're right.
5. They think they're better than you, but it's you who feeds them.
6. They're furry.
Things a Cat Does That Women Adore but Hate in Men:
1. They don't come when you call.
2. They can be very independent.
3. They can be out all night.
4. They always think they're right.
5. They think they're better than you, but it's you who feeds them.
6. They're furry.
by Paige the Great April 23, 2010
(n.) used to describe an unusually fluffy mammal that has ancestors from the jungle (grrr.) A cat is playful, fun, and adorable.
by ittybittykitty62 May 06, 2011
Verb form
P1: Are you coming to Charlotte's party tonight?
P2: Maybe, if I get too much homework I'll probably cat
P1: I'm catting on sixth period today to get food, wanna come?
P2: I'll cat half way through, I have a test but there's a sub
P1: Are you coming to Charlotte's party tonight?
P2: Maybe, if I get too much homework I'll probably cat
P1: I'm catting on sixth period today to get food, wanna come?
P2: I'll cat half way through, I have a test but there's a sub
by Silty Clay Loam September 17, 2016
The dominant species on earth.
You probably thought it was humans.
You were wrong
Scientific term for a common household cat is Felis Catus, this is not made up. Cats are four-legged mammals that are on average 12 pounds, The have tails that help them balance and hypersensitive senses, such as hearing, for the can opener, smelling, for any and all food, seeing, for scoping out the best place to sleep all day.
Cats have the hardest jobs, napping uses a lot of energy, but they're not napping, while they "sleep" they use telepathic messages to plan world domination. One day the cats will unite and destroy humanity. Cats are very intelligent creatures, with better memory than humans. Amazing pets, usually just put them outside in a bush whenever they need to go for a week and they're trained. Cats have claws for ripping your eyes out. Their claws are also used for defense, gripping onto tough surfaces, and climbing. They have very sharp teeth for chewing your bones from your dead skeleton. They are also used for chewing their food, and again, defense. Cats have no inward suction, the can't suck in air like we can, they can't eat or drink like we can, that's why cat's "lap" up their food and water.
this is all that i can say, if you wanted all that I know, this list would go on forever
You probably thought it was humans.
You were wrong
Scientific term for a common household cat is Felis Catus, this is not made up. Cats are four-legged mammals that are on average 12 pounds, The have tails that help them balance and hypersensitive senses, such as hearing, for the can opener, smelling, for any and all food, seeing, for scoping out the best place to sleep all day.
Cats have the hardest jobs, napping uses a lot of energy, but they're not napping, while they "sleep" they use telepathic messages to plan world domination. One day the cats will unite and destroy humanity. Cats are very intelligent creatures, with better memory than humans. Amazing pets, usually just put them outside in a bush whenever they need to go for a week and they're trained. Cats have claws for ripping your eyes out. Their claws are also used for defense, gripping onto tough surfaces, and climbing. They have very sharp teeth for chewing your bones from your dead skeleton. They are also used for chewing their food, and again, defense. Cats have no inward suction, the can't suck in air like we can, they can't eat or drink like we can, that's why cat's "lap" up their food and water.
this is all that i can say, if you wanted all that I know, this list would go on forever
guy 1: Awww who's a good kitty
cat: Meow.
all living beings in the universe: AWWWWWWWWWWWW
cat: *claws everyone eyes out*
Everyone: soo cute
cat: Meow.
all living beings in the universe: AWWWWWWWWWWWW
cat: *claws everyone eyes out*
Everyone: soo cute
by OliveBread! October 19, 2016