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Canadian Armed Forces

What, Canada actually has armed forces now?

Now that I never knew...

What do they use them for, like keeping maple leafs safe or something?

And by the way- Canada NEVER invaded America and burnt the White House. That was the British forces advancing through their territory of Canada, you fuckup. So don't go thinking you've got one up on anyone because really, both America and Canada were Brittannia's bitches at one point. Canada still is, however. You're not out of the Commonwealth yet. That goes for you too, Australia. And you India. And New Zealand. And.......... etc
Hey, did you know that all milk cartons in Canada have the word "HOMO" up the side of them? No, really.

I never knew the Canadian Armed Forces even existed. I thought they had a mountain rangers goof troop, or something like that.
by OiOiBoy June 20, 2006
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the WORST fucking army in the world the only reason that they have an armed force group is so someone can protect their god damned illegal, cheap-ass drugs. that makes them terrible because they are keeping the drugs for us to "save us" from ourselves when in reality you stupid sons of bitchs want the high for yourselves. canada is such a bad place to live it makes japanese tube hotels look like the fucking hilton hotel chain. not because their is so many of you cock suckers, its that your everywhere. and the only reason that you have a good sniper force is because they are all americans undercover trying to kill your asses.
you can't even walk into a drug store over there because the goddamnedcocksucking canadianarmed forces blocked us from their drugs to put their women to sleep long enough to rape their children.
by katidid May 18, 2006
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