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Crucked up

Being drunk and high on maryjane and a mixture of other drugs. not fucked up but crucked up because its like a concoction of drug induced retardedness
"whatcha doin today" - friend
" LEZZZZ GET CRUCkeD UP!"
by sexyfrisson March 31, 2013
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Crocked up

A term used to describe something that is messed up, or not cool.
Damn B that shit crocked up! Don't y'all be coming near me wit dat shit
by Ethos236 July 23, 2017
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Cracker upper

Someone who is sooo funny that they make you pee on yourself
Dude stop being a cracker upper!

Why?

I'm gonna pee myself!!!!
by Rayraymadden June 22, 2014
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Crackeruper

Boy- Guess what?
Girl- What?
Boy- Chicken butt!
Girl- Hhaha that a crackeruper.
by Lynzayy23 May 12, 2009
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upper cracker

A fart that exits through the upper butt crack region.
Damn girl, that fart was slappy. I think it was an upper cracker.
by Captain Wieb March 13, 2014
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Uppity Cracker

Adjective used to describe only the whitest of the White community. Signs of uppity crackered-ness usually include the inability to dance and the insisted removal of B.E.T from their local cable provider. Often find themselves in trouble when referring to members of the Black community as "boy" or "silly negroe".
Person 1:Wow, did you just see that? Ryan sure is one Uppity Cracker
Person 2:Yea, I did. Was that even considered dancing or did he just seize?
Person 1:Oh shit, I almost forgot, your test came in today, you have HIV. Sorry man.
Person 2:Ouch
by Uppity_Cracker August 3, 2007
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Uppity Cracker

1. A white person who talks way too much.
2. A record label created by Mindless Self Indulgence in 1999 when they couldn't get signed to a record label.
1. That white piece of shit was such a uppity cracker! Bitch couldn't keep his ass shut.
2. Dude, MSI is on a record label known as uppity crack since typical record labels are full of shit these days.
by emo_bitchy_lord January 27, 2023
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