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When
your cock
is
limp
and even
a hammer
couldn't get you hard.
Four blows from
Granny's
rusty, cast-iron
mallet
could not awaken
Bapa's
hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.
by
Steve Awesome
January 03, 2017
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