Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
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Get the gobbling cock mug.1. A netherworld creature who, by his very nature eats penises.
2. A general insult implying promiscuity.
2. A general insult implying promiscuity.
1. Where'd my dick go? A fucking cock gobblin must have gotten it in the night!
2. I'm gonna hook up with that bitch, she looks like a cock gobblin!
2. I'm gonna hook up with that bitch, she looks like a cock gobblin!
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Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."
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