Chuck E. Cheese 

The worst place on Earth!! The pizza is cruddy and it tastes like cardboard with tomato sauce. While you are being pushed into germ filled tunnels by slimy children, you are being beat up by a teenager in a mouse suit. When you spent your whole night trying to find someone to fix the out of order arcade games all you recieve is a crummy little piece of plastic. By the time you get out of that place you are practically dead!! If you are going to Chuck E. Cheese make sure you bring a bucket of hand sanitizer and an oxygen mask!!!

Random Dude: Sup Man? Wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese with me tonite?

Me: No way!! I actually have a life and I don't want to be suffocating in germy tunnels while being trampled by 3 year olds!!

Random Dude: Oh okay!! Your loss!!

Me: Not really....

Chuck E. Cheese by Toadyyy March 23, 2010

Chuck E. Cheese 

Chuck E. Cheese; a parent's worst nightmare. Delicious pizza & snotty brats asking you for extra money or coins. Parents avoid passing it up in fear of hearing the loud cry of "CHUCKEEEEEEEEEE CHCHCHEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEE!" And forced to waste $45.00 on pizza, hot wings,soda, & coins.kids love it. May dominate Speedzone, Celebration Station, or Main Event one day. WHEN PIGS FLY!

Parent is stuck in traffic with an empty shortcut street with CHUCK E. CHEESE SIGNS ALL OVER TH PLACE. 7 other cars are way ahead of you. Finally decides to go faster than Ozzy Osborne at an OMG Girlz concert

KID:"CH-CH-CH-CHUCKY CH-CHEESE!"
KID 2: "MOMMY, CAN WE GO?" (BATS EYELASHES)
PARENT :"DAMN IT!"
KID 1 & KID 2 IN UNISON: "DAMN IT MEANS YAY!"
Pulls into Chuck E. Cheese.

Chuck E. Cheese by TINKERBELL98 June 27, 2010

Chuck E. Cheese 

I pizza/entertainment chain that features a arcade and usually a animatronic band. You can get pizza along with other dishes. It was established in 1977 by the maker of Atari and is still in business to this day. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck E. Cheese's is not filled with pedophiles. The prizes are pretty shitty though.

Person 1: Wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese's?
Person 2: Sure

Chuck E. Cheese by GoatDestroyer138 October 25, 2015

Chuck E. Cheese 

A place where kids go but thats not whats its about its where all the chads go to instead of dave and busters there pizzas are fucking amazing that it feels your in heaven everytime i step into one i cry of how beutiful it really is,the games ,the food, they even removed that shitty playplace thing because it was ruining the god of the estableshmint

Chuck E. Cheese is fucking heaven

Chuck E. Cheese by spunchbop June 6, 2022

Chuck E. Cheese 

Verb. The act of intentionally giving another person an STD.

Person 1: "Dude, I totally just Chuck E. Cheesed Renee."

Person 2: "Nice! What did you give her?"

Person 1: "AIDS, Gonorrhea, and Herpes."

Chuck E. Cheese by bgwrestler January 6, 2009

Chuck E. Cheese 

A place where you can gamble, eat re-used pizza and crawl in shit tubes

I watched this conspiracy video with Shane Dawson exposing Chuck E. Cheeses gross business practices, think I'll go there later and get mouth herpes

Chuck E. Cheese by Mikey Francois February 12, 2019

Chuck E. Cheese 

A nasty pizza place and arcade for children. The mascot is a creepy mouse that looks like it got ran over. The workers always recycle the left over pizza slices to make new ones. Many child predators can be seen lurking at the tables ready to kidnap someone.

Omg the pizza slices at Chuck E. Cheese don’t line up, they must have reused an old pizza

Chuck E. Cheese by subtopewdiepie February 18, 2019