It is literally crappy writing on the streets or on walls in towns which serves little purpose apart from making the street or wall look awfull. Unlike graffiti.
As in "chav".
An ever-rapidly growing national underclass/sub species of human. Donning nothing else than designer sport wear.
Caring for nothing more (usually) than cars, brethren chavs and foul attitudes (and the odd pram, which will likely contain a chavling of which the jury is still out as to who is the father).
A "chavroglyphic" is similar to graffiti except it is not artistic & impressive.
It will probably look totally unintelligable to the regualar citizen.
A "Chavroglyic" will contain "glyphs" and other such chav associated slang. Only interpretted by their own crew, rivalling possies or freshly bred chavlings (young'uns).
Think egyptian "hieroglyphics", then you got it, hence "chavroglyphic(s)".
As in "chav".
An ever-rapidly growing national underclass/sub species of human. Donning nothing else than designer sport wear.
Caring for nothing more (usually) than cars, brethren chavs and foul attitudes (and the odd pram, which will likely contain a chavling of which the jury is still out as to who is the father).
A "chavroglyphic" is similar to graffiti except it is not artistic & impressive.
It will probably look totally unintelligable to the regualar citizen.
A "Chavroglyic" will contain "glyphs" and other such chav associated slang. Only interpretted by their own crew, rivalling possies or freshly bred chavlings (young'uns).
Think egyptian "hieroglyphics", then you got it, hence "chavroglyphic(s)".
Some minor examples:
(phonetics)
"Chow ma bitch, wid ma posse o dem crack'eds meet dem round dee carna, innit"
"Low us bare dollar, man"
"I has got dee most bling, me thinks dat well phat like, faq yo mom"
"got phat green, ring dis num 077xxxxxxx"
or,
"Ring 077xxxxxx johno wants sex, innit bo-yah boi!"
(phonetics)
"Chow ma bitch, wid ma posse o dem crack'eds meet dem round dee carna, innit"
"Low us bare dollar, man"
"I has got dee most bling, me thinks dat well phat like, faq yo mom"
"got phat green, ring dis num 077xxxxxxx"
or,
"Ring 077xxxxxx johno wants sex, innit bo-yah boi!"
by Ben of H. August 24, 2005
Get the Chavroglyphic [Chav] [Scum] mug.The term given to the noises that the inner-city, worthless, pieces of shite that have passing resemblance to homo sapiens, make when attempting to communicate with each other. Given that these living abortions have no grey matter to start with, it is a fuckin miracle that they can even make noises.
Warning, when a chav emits a loud noise in your direction it would possibly indicate it has seen you and it is gearing up to attack. In this case, I would advise doing the gene-pool a favour and blowing its fuckin head off. If you don't happen to have a 12-bore to hand, I recommend running. If you happen to be in charge of a vehicle.... well you know what the right thing is that needs to be done.
Warning, when a chav emits a loud noise in your direction it would possibly indicate it has seen you and it is gearing up to attack. In this case, I would advise doing the gene-pool a favour and blowing its fuckin head off. If you don't happen to have a 12-bore to hand, I recommend running. If you happen to be in charge of a vehicle.... well you know what the right thing is that needs to be done.
Chav scum: "grunt, ugg oog, oh-oh , innit"
Normal human: "Oh I'm sorry, is that chav speech you are making?"
Normal human: "Oh I'm sorry, is that chav speech you are making?"
by normal thinker February 11, 2008
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Ite boyyyyyy, hows life down the east ghetto innit safe RESPECT! brapage! I is well up to date with the chav speak innit boy safe man wicked peace out!
by Gravesendboi March 8, 2007
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C=council
H=house
A=and
V=violence
or
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=vermin
-they wear fake burburry and tracksuits
-they think their gods gift and will start a fight with anyone who walks by
-They normally like rap/rnb/hiphop but this isn't always the case
Their weekend consists of:
-mugging; a helpless child/old lady
-getting high in their house with some sad friends
-waiting outside shops to get someone to buy them boose
-getting pissed in their local park
-Looking after their child that the most probably already have
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=violence
or
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=vermin
-they wear fake burburry and tracksuits
-they think their gods gift and will start a fight with anyone who walks by
-They normally like rap/rnb/hiphop but this isn't always the case
Their weekend consists of:
-mugging; a helpless child/old lady
-getting high in their house with some sad friends
-waiting outside shops to get someone to buy them boose
-getting pissed in their local park
-Looking after their child that the most probably already have
Jodie Marsh
Coleen
Jorden
David Beckham
Victoria Beckham
are just a few of the many chavroglyphic chav scum out there... celebrities obviously don't do the things that i have listed on the "a chavs weekend" but they still are
Coleen
Jorden
David Beckham
Victoria Beckham
are just a few of the many chavroglyphic chav scum out there... celebrities obviously don't do the things that i have listed on the "a chavs weekend" but they still are
by Billybobjoebob June 11, 2006
Get the Chavroglyphic [Chav] [Scum] mug.Of which a rather disgusting person (or festival goer) trades in a hot running shower or relaxing bath for a baby wipe scrub down.
1. Hey mate, intya gonna meet that bird in like, ten minutes?
2.Shit yeah, fuck I stink!
1. 'Av a chav shower, she'll be well up for it.
2.Shit yeah, fuck I stink!
1. 'Av a chav shower, she'll be well up for it.
by pumkkin September 12, 2011
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(A regular shandy is half beer half sprite/7UP... like a beer spritzer.)
(A regular shandy is half beer half sprite/7UP... like a beer spritzer.)
by Robin.mts April 27, 2008
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