Catching Splinters

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.

"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce

by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009

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Catching the Wild Turkey

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken

"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"

by hiddenthunder December 14, 2014

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catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

by Stargazerone December 13, 2014

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Catching Leet

The act grabbing your genitalia at 13:37, every day, as a ritual. One of many Tour Nome traditions.

Some dude: "Why the hell did you just grab your dick?"

Cool Guy: "Well it is 1:37, which is 1337, and that's Leet. When you grab your dick at Leet, Tour Nome gives you His protection. I've been catching leet for years. Havn't gone a day without it."

Some dude: "Awesome, I can't wait until its leet again! "

by Hope707 June 14, 2010

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Catching the Slider

A) Having anal sex with someone who did not wipe after having a bout with diarrhea.

b) Slippage experienced when there is too much lubrication during intercourse.

***The term Catcher refers to the individual who is receiving the slide and the term Pitcher refers to the person giving the slider.***

A) David was totally catching the slider when Annie farted after eating taco bell.

B) Brosef! After months of denying me anal, I pitched Sarah a slider last night. She thought it was an accident. ;)

by SneakAttackonSeddon July 14, 2011

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