Cary

A Quaint little village outside of Chicago where the Police Force outnumbers the civilian population 3 to 1, and there is nothing else for the kids to do but hang out at fast-food chains and sneak in alcohol. The Cary, IL Taco Bell is the 3rd most profiting Taco Bell in the US. The majority of the town's population travels to Chicago (Greatest, CLEANEST, City in the World) where they get sufficiently inhebriated and rarely make it home on the weekends. An entirely residential town, house parties are the activities of choice, and you can always tell where the party was at over the weekend by checking the police blodder. For whatever reason the children of Cary have blind ignorant pride for there village and will die defending its honor. But when among all Natives, the phrase , "This town fucking blows" is thrown around as much as Minority Jokes (Frequently).

Gio: Cary Football fucking rules....Fuck those Crystal Lake pussies, we rape there mothers while they watch like whining bitches.

AJ: Truth be Told! So what are we gonna do tonite?

Gio: I don't know, wanna go throw rocks at the Mexicans?

AJ: Twice in one week is enough, lets go get faded at TB (Taco Bell).

Gio: This town Fucking Blows.

AJ: Truth be Told!

by The A-Train July 18, 2006

Cary

Even though it appears perfect, the teenagers living here are in hell. Most of us have uptight parents with a shitload of money.

Example 1:
Bob: Dude, I hate Cary.
Bobby: Me too.
Bob: I can't wait to get out of this hell.
Example 2:
Mom: Your grades are not good enough!
Son: Sorry Mom, I'm really trying!
Mom: I don't believe that. All the things your Father and I give you, and this is what we get in return!?
Son: ...

by Hannahxoxo December 27, 2008

Cary

Contained (or contaminated) Area for Relocated Yankees.

"geez there seem to be a lot of Yankees around here."
"that's because we're in Cary."
"oh yeah."

by Mandi08 May 29, 2008

Cary

Cary is the biggest dick you will ever meet. He is a faggot beyond belief and even has the name of a girl. He probably sucks at soccer yet he thinks he's good because we won all league once. He loves a girl he could never get. He probably has a small penis and extremely old parents. If you ever meet a Cary, let him go right away because he isn't worth it.

OMG look at Cary.
Ugh, I hate him. He's a total dick!

by the12345 November 26, 2018

Cary

The most amazing boyfriend a girl could ever have.
anybody would be so lucky to have him.
im the happiest girl on this planet because i know he's mine <3

cary is macys BOYFRIEND. BACK OFF BITCHES :)
aha.

by macyiscarysgurlfran June 21, 2008

Cary

This may at first sound like a girl name but it is not. Cary is the sweetest boy you will ever meet and he is life good at everything! He is caring but it takes him a while to trust you and show his emotions but once you’re in, you’ll never regret it.

Have you seen how smart Cary is?!

by Purplekid October 16, 2019

Cary

Handsome guy with a great nose and awesome teeth. Dope fresh to the maxxx, suuuuuuuper friendly and mosdef down for anything.

Cary is dope

by OG Bella Mia October 20, 2020