cantrell

when you have to piss really bad but you cant so when you finally go it makes your stomach hurt

i couldnt piss during the speech when i got to i got a cantrell

by titty jammer November 20, 2010

cantrellism

To look like a human meatball with marinera smothered all over you while acting like a complete asshole.

This guy is a fucking cantrellism.

by grimace8585 August 20, 2008

Jerry Cantrell

An amazing singer, song writer, and multi instrumentalist

Alice In Chains, Jerry Cantrell solo albums "boggy depot" "Degradation Trip 1&2"

by AIC420 August 30, 2007

jerry cantrell

Jerry Cantrell, guitarist for Alice In Chains.one of the most inovative guitarists of the 90's. This man is a guitar God. Some Brutal riffage has come from this man.

Jerry Cantrell is the Fuckin' MAN

by Kaz October 04, 2004

Jerry Cantrell

fucking gorgeous.

girl: did you see that guy? he was hooot!

other girl: yeah! he was, like, jerry cantrell hot!

girl: totally!

by jerrygirl<3 October 14, 2010

Baird Cantrell

A guy who spends his time playing video games, kicking balls, and watching TV. He always is kind to you, but you definitely don’t want to get on his bad side.

Guy 1: Is that Baird?
BAIRD: Kamehameha!!!!

It is Baird Cantrell

by Guy man 23 January 13, 2024

bethany cantrell

SHE IS A UNIMOOSE (A UNICORN MOOSE) SHE EVEN HAS HER OWN MAGNIFICENT DANCE FOR HER SPECIES. SHE ISN'T AFRAID TO THROW PUNCHES IF SOMEONE MESSES WITH HER FRIENDS. SHE IS USUALLY SEEN PRANCING AROUND WITH HER SQUAD.

Bethany Cantrell is usually a well known crazy but amazing girl

by Coral June 17, 2017