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Fornication Under Consent of King- F.U.C.K - urban legend states that to have sex with your mate in the middle ages you first had to get consent of the King. This was because if he wanted he could have the woman first. Is they got consent, the couple would receive a document with F.U.C.K. written on it.
The king gave a F.U.C.K. to the couple.
by swolf September 28, 2006
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F.U.C.K-Freinds U Can Keep!!
Hey do u have a lot of F.U.C.K
by Stephen Hovelsen September 21, 2005
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Friends you can keep
Matt: Hey Kara Wanna be my F.U.C.K. Buddy?
Kara: WTF NO!!!
Matt:No it means friend u can keep
Kara:oh okay
by Mike Bojangles January 21, 2006
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"Fornification Under Consent of King". Used in England during the 15th century to denote having permission to have sex. It was implemented in an attempt to slow down the population growth, as the number of people living in England at the time was quickly approaching the limit that the country could support. Not only was the over-population causing problems with crime, if the population had continued to grow at a steady rate, the country would have been forced to file for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy.
"My lord, I have come to you to get a license for F.U.C.K."
"Denied, I will have no ugly people reproducing in my kingdom!"
by Bob Homes April 13, 2006
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F.U.C.K stands for: Friendship U Can Keep
promise me we will F.U.C.K forever!!
by y0umebednow January 28, 2006
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When you sign a year book in middle school, you put F.U.C.K. I.T. .. so your friends know you are a Friend U can Keep In Touch.. Yada I mean
by reminecing my middle school October 24, 2010
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