A C 2 steals granola bars, usually resorting to creating fake friendships in order to get granola bars.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

A c-2 is someone who creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars. This often leads to confusion over what a real friendship is.
Person 73495F: C-2 keeps forcing me to hand over my granola bars!
Person 98543: *gives granola bar to person 73495F*
Person 73495F was the impostor
Person 98543: *gives granola bar to person 73495F*
Person 73495F was the impostor
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

A c- 2 is someone who really really REALLY loves granola bars (and fruit snacks). This usually ends up being a bad thing as they usually end up creating fake friendships to trick people into giving them granola bars.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Person 1: (whispering) I finally found a way to eat a granola bar without C-2 taking it.
C-2: Oh, REALLY?
C-2: Oh, REALLY?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

Someone who steals granola bars. Usually pretends to be friends with someone, only to then force them to hand over their granola bars.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021
