C 2 steals peoples' granola bars, usually creating fake "friendships" to take granola bars from people. Because of this, only become friends with a C 2 if you have a lot of GBs on hand.
C 2: Person 1 gave me so many granola bars this past week.
The Other C 2: Really, how many?
C 2: 17, plus a packet of fruit snacks.
The Other C 2: Whoa
The Other C 2: Really, how many?
C 2: 17, plus a packet of fruit snacks.
The Other C 2: Whoa
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

Granola bar thief. Forces people to give up granola bars. Creates fake granola-bar bsed friendships.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 6, 2021

Someone who steals granola bars. Usually pretends to be friends with someone, only to then force them to hand over their granola bars.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021

Person 1: (whispering) I finally found a way to eat a granola bar without C-2 taking it.
C-2: Oh, REALLY?
C-2: Oh, REALLY?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

C + 2: Ok, now that you're my friend... YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT GRANOLA BAR!
Person 37: Ok... Wait, what?
Person 37: Ok... Wait, what?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021
