shark butt

When you draw teeth on your boyfriends butt crack, and proceed to make shark noises while you spread and close the butt cheeks together.

Girlfriend: Hunny, Can I give you shark Butt tonight?
Boyfriend: OK,I guess.. But only with the blue sharpie...
Girlfriend *draws teeth on butt crack*
Boyfriend: Is my butt hairy??
Girlfriend: Your butt? You mean daddy shark?? *RRRARR I'm a big mean shark...* (spreads and closes butt cheaks)
Boyfriend: giggles

by missninnylove May 23, 2006

Buttsharking

The act of kissing ass.

Man did you see Bob buttsharking the new Boss.

by Bubbacheese October 10, 2005

buttsnorkeler

A person, that is a true professional of kissing ass. They are sucking ass for so long they need a snorkel to survive.

Man Bob is always kissing the bosses as he's such a buttsnorkeler.

by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

buttsnarls

the snarling of ass hair due to the clotting of fecal matter on the ass hair, resulting a tangle of feces and hair that are tough to separate

after that corn cob eating contest, those buttsnarls were really bad and took a week to get out.

by Naerg March 9, 2009

Buttsnack

A person that doesn't know anything, or is stupid.

He was being a buttsnack

by Solopluto9000 July 10, 2019

buttshark

One who kisses ass to get noticed or ahead of his coworkers. AKA: a total suckass

damn, that truax is a buttshark!

by Wonderwoman September 1, 2004

buttsnorkeler

Someone who goes beyond ass kissing. In fact, their head is buried in so deep they need a snorkel.

Joe just got a promotion. Looks like that buttsnorkeling paid off.

by ddbq October 13, 2004