butt fuck nowhere

The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.

If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

bum-fuck nowhere

completely in the middle of nowhere; far away from anywhere.

the dude lives in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere!

by mr.Tom January 10, 2003

Butt Fuck Nowhere

1. Getting lost
2. No idea where you are

Jake: Man, do you know where were going?
Ryan: Um, were going to butt fuck nowhere


Brad: Chris, you fat fuck, where are you!
Chris: I'm in the corner of butt fuck nowhere!

by arrggg August 27, 2008

middle of butt fuck nowhere

A place with no real distinguishing markers, or specific location.

Girl - where are you form
Guy - TudRuckersField
Girl wheres that?
Guy - In the middle of butt fuck nowhere

by Dom_awsome December 13, 2007

Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.

Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…

by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025

nebulous fucking nowhere

The web page you landed at that is not where you expected to land when you clicked a link.

I clicked the link to see details about the item, but I ended up in nebulous fucking nowhere.

by mark52million March 26, 2019

bumble fuck nowhere

Living more then five minutes from a dollar general store

You live in bumble fuck nowhere.

by Randy layhee 699669 February 19, 2023