Giant cocked monster of a man. Destroys vagina, to where other man ask if you have given birth to a large child
by suzytheslut March 27, 2015
Get the barnhardt mug.A really satisfactory almost meaty bowel movement. Afterwards you feel lighter and a sense of relief.
by TheHoon May 15, 2009
Get the Burgarturd mug.A Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is a creature known to apear In the mountains in northern Sweeden. Despite her petite body, she is an amazing guarding dog. She can bite and run backwards very fast. She is also very good at making dinner, but be aware that you may find pinecones in your porridge. This is a sign that you've been accepted to their tribe because Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's confuses pine cones for being their offspring. So if you receive a pine cone from your pet Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt they have accepted you to be their baby's father (despite your gender you are assigned the father role). Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's are always sweet and will bring you a lot of joy. You should know, before you tame one, that she can't control her bladder so she must wear a super soft ultra absobent daiper at all times.
Oh no i forgot to put a diaper on my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt
My Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt gave me a pine cone!
Oh damn there she goes, my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is chasing the mailman again.
My Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt gave me a pine cone!
Oh damn there she goes, my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is chasing the mailman again.
by Jonkejens January 19, 2022
Get the Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt mug.A random game played at any given time where victims of a horrific fart give it a medal of bronze, silver or gold. Named after Mr. Jim Burkhardt, the nastiest Budweiser drinkin ass ever made. Its almost always a guarantee that after a competitor has wiped out half the room he (or she) is gonna have to go wipe themselves due to the large amounts of fart grease released with the competitors entry. The game cant be played when one is droppin a deuce. Multiple medals can be won in any given day.
Good God!!! What the hell did you eat?!?! (starts to dry heave) I'll give that a silver medal in the Burkhardt Olympics..
by poops Duck December 11, 2010
Get the Burkhardt olympics mug.An impishly beautiful sexual beast of Teutonic myth. The Burkhard's primary power comes from his stunning masculine charisma, cripplingly erotic musk, and devil-may-carejoy de vivre.
Attempts have been made to domestic this creature with little success. He can be dressed up, and taken out for steak dinner, but extreme caution should be exercised when vodka is involve, as the Burkhard is as likely to make sweet love to you, as he is to run naked thru the streets wearing only a wicked grin.
Further study has shown the burkhard likes to kissed and cuddle as he falls to sleep, and once asleep seems both innocent and cute... DONT BE FOOLED, as this all disappears upon waking.. He's back to being the Satyr he was mere hours before, only now he's rested and looking for someone to play with, chew on, and rub up against.
Attempts have been made to domestic this creature with little success. He can be dressed up, and taken out for steak dinner, but extreme caution should be exercised when vodka is involve, as the Burkhard is as likely to make sweet love to you, as he is to run naked thru the streets wearing only a wicked grin.
Further study has shown the burkhard likes to kissed and cuddle as he falls to sleep, and once asleep seems both innocent and cute... DONT BE FOOLED, as this all disappears upon waking.. He's back to being the Satyr he was mere hours before, only now he's rested and looking for someone to play with, chew on, and rub up against.
Last night the guy I was on a date with went all Burkhard on me, and though it was fun waking up naked and in the woods.. My ass hurts.
by Spring Satyr December 6, 2012
Get the Burkhard mug.Guy 1: Gets up and leaves the monopoly game.
Guy 2: "Hey what are you doing?"
Guy 3: "I'm stealing his money!"
Guy 2: "That's pretty burglartory of you."
Guy 2: "Hey what are you doing?"
Guy 3: "I'm stealing his money!"
Guy 2: "That's pretty burglartory of you."
by Nigzilla197 October 8, 2023
Get the Burglartory mug.how a group of people reply to a single person who has sent out a mass text that they all received. receiving a mass text is the most annoying thing since the beginning of time. if you are with 1 or more people and you all get the same text then get your revenge with a good old fashioned "ron burghandying".
drunk friend sends to: friend 1, friend 2, friend 3, friend 4
drunk friend: i just woke up under a trampoline wearing a toga and a sombraro.. i may be out of state. who wants to come pick me up??!
replies:
friend 1: i am ron burghandy?
friend 2: i am ron burghandy?
friend 3:i am ron burghandy?
friend 4:i am ron burghandy?
drunk friend: i just woke up under a trampoline wearing a toga and a sombraro.. i may be out of state. who wants to come pick me up??!
replies:
friend 1: i am ron burghandy?
friend 2: i am ron burghandy?
friend 3:i am ron burghandy?
friend 4:i am ron burghandy?
by mmosley0707 December 8, 2010
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