Humper Bumper

The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.
Damn, my humper bumper is sore after last nights boning
by CarbonBlight October 12, 2020
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Bumper-Humper

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.
That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!
by CrazyBatLady9 January 18, 2018
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