Monkey bum face

Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.

When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.

by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

fucking bum face

A Fucking Bum face is a insult aimed at people that deserve Testicular Neutering

Bob: That fucking Mister Garbutt gave me a After School Detention
Loo: What a fucking bum face

by AKewlDefiner October 19, 2023

smelly bum face

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy

Jude is a smelly bum face

by Bobson69 April 19, 2018